For a Giggle

I just read these somewhere and thought they were funny:

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do you find it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
If someone with multiple personalities threatened to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of that same substance?

Think about it.